I became a zombie: March 2005

Monday, March 28, 2005

I became a zombie

Things were going pretty spiffy until I became a zombie. That kinda sucked. It also affected my vocabulary and ability to type.

Well, I guess I'm just like everybody else. I'm a regular guy. I like football. I have a wonderful wife and a cat. Except now she's my zombie wife. And, uh, I'm her zombie husband. I gotta tell ya, I'm not keen on the whole thing. Nossir. Not at all. You ever try the horizontal mambo with your tenderbits all rotted and flayed? Not pretty.